What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop?

An amish driveby

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What's the most played song at Amish parties?

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What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..." ?

An Amish drive-by shooting.