Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!