What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

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What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.