What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

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What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.