What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

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What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

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Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

What is the opposite of peace?

is the question.