What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!