What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.