What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

What happened to the tasty noun?

Verbatim.

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What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl !

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Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.