What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

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What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

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Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me