How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.