Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat?

Because he got a little c-stick.

Scuba Diver Jokes More Scuba Diver Jokes

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C