Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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Wars

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What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats?

Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat.