Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Oh no, my ice cracked!
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.
An Hippic fail.
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
your boat, gently down the stream...
Because he got a little c-stick.
Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.
Because he was always below a C