Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

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How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

What do boats and fourier transforms have in common?

Both sinc when rect.

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Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats?

Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat.