What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

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What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.