What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

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What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

What would Bill Cosby's name be if he was Russian?

Vladimir Puddin'