Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.