Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ?

Brighton-der the light of the moon !

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.