What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

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Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.

Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.