What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What about the kids?

he asked. I said, "they're still together."

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

Minivan Jokes More Minivan Jokes

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids