What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Convince Jokes More Convince Jokes

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Audiophile Jokes More Audiophile Jokes

Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork