What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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What sound does a Chinese doorbell make?

Ching Chong

What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline?

chink chink chink chink

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

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What did the FLAC say?

I'm an audiophile

Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.