What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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How does a Plutonium Gun sounds like?

Pu! Pu! Pu!

What is the sound of one hand typing?

Fap-fap-fap.

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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What did the FLAC say?

I'm an audiophile

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.