What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!"

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Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

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How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice