What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What are they called in America?

Americans.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

Why don't Muslims have dirty minds?

Because they're so easily brainwashed.

American Woman Jokes More American Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Adultery Jokes More Adultery Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.