What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.