What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

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What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

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What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...