What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

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What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?

The rib cage.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart?

Through the chest plate.