What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

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What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)