Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

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Ping-Pyong-yang

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W

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Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.