What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey