What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish