What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.