What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

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What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

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Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.