What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette