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What does an egg say when it's drunk?
Omelette
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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?
It cracked.
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What did the sperm say to the egg?
Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?
Because in France one egg is un oeuf.
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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?
Omelette
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