What is another word for a python ?

A mega-bite !

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What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !