Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

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Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

Why did the python do national service ?

He was coiled up !