What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

What word has the most letters in it?

Postbox.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

What's detour mean?

Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon.

What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.