What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

What word is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly. I'll see myself out.

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

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What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

What's detour mean?

Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon.