What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

Who's there ! Armenia ! Armenia who ?

Armenia every word I say !

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

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What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.