What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out