What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

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Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

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Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.