What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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When is the best time to make jokes?

When you are ill, because they are sick

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.