What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.