What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

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What is the healthiest college?

Rice

Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.

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What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit