What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

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How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins

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What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

A: Because the rice falls through the grill

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit