What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

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Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

Centaur Jokes More Centaur Jokes

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.