What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.