What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

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Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

Centaur Jokes More Centaur Jokes

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.