Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

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What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!