Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

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What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?

Militia Etheridge.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.