Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

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Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Space Bar Jokes More Space Bar Jokes

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!