Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

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Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.

What do you call a popular joke on reddit?

repost

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito ?

Its one of his joke.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

Space Bar Jokes More Space Bar Jokes

What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip