What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth