What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

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What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

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What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.