Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

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Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME