Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

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Ennwii

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!