What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

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Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...