What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it .

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.