What is Shrek's favorite book?

Don-key xote

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

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What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.