What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

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What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching