What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball