What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What is a dogs favourite flower ?

Anything in your garden !

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home