Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Skin Color Jokes More Skin Color Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.