What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?

Calf Raises.

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)