How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ?

Adam up and tell me the total !

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What is a diss track?

Don't worry about it u prune gash

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!