What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

What tick likes to run?

Politicks

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What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!