What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!