What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

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What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill