A 100 dollar bill you pervert!
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Coffee Mug
Money.
In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.
She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
Because then it'd be a foot
Back up a couple of inches.
Kermit the frogs middle finger.
Pull back a few inches
A hundred dollar bill.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Nothing.
my pen is
Back up a few inches
Just three inches.
Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D
he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.
They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.
A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
About three inches
About three inches.
100$ bill
Almond Joy.
Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
She answered "About an inch".
Nothing
A: a $20 bill
Because they don't have any feet!
Folding money.
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
I love your Boo-ty
For the watch.
It doesn't need cleaning
You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...
I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.
A microwave.
deez nuts.
DEEZ NUTS
A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...
Elephants have good memory
A goldfish!
Now I would date him for the prescriptions.
A Pedo File.
A pedo file
