What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.