What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Weekday Jokes More Weekday Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.