What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

Under a-rest.

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Weekday Jokes More Weekday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.