What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived