Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)