What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

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How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!