What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.