What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What's enormous, gray, and unimportant?

Irrelephant.