What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch."

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

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Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )